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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Aaaah bra
I've bought about 3 AaaahBras and I haven't even got any tits.

Imagine the egg on my face when asking for a refund.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:18, 11 replies)
the best bra ever
is the triumph doreen
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:28, closed)
Named after the cheap, rather tacky car that was launched in 1952 to limited success.

(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:53, closed)
they're like reinforced tit scaffolding

(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, closed)
I read that as "Dolomite"
And I really hoped that it was fitted with a racy twin-cam.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:00, closed)
the best bra ever
is the one I get to witness being taken off.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:09, closed)

witness being taken off
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:43, closed)
is the one I get to off?

(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:04, closed)
The worst was a front fastening 1
as it took me nearly 1/2 an hr. of fumbling at the young ladies' back trying to release her lovely funbags before she calmly undid herself at the front and said "Is this what you were looking for?".
Doh.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:34, closed)
i remember
the days of unbundling a pair of pert round jabbies for the first time before suckling on a nice big swollen nipple like a new born baby.
nowadyas after a couple of kids its like sucking on a piece of saggy leather
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)
I used to find front-fastening bras to be something of a relief,
but I only ever see them on strippers, these days.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, closed)
Just pull down the shoulder straps
and have her step out of the damn thing. If she isn't too fat.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:58, closed)

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