
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Back pedalling, or that weird bunny hop thing they do, to stop is not only a ridiculously stupid idea but is dangerous. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen fixies come flying up behind someone not realising there is a red light ahead and then have to pull some weird secret move in order to try and stop only to then sway and almost knock someone off because they haven't done it in time.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:57, 1 reply)

You've never seen any cyclist try to stop at a red light.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)

to look like a two-wheeled Honda Accord. That'd show 'em.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:21, closed)
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