Bed maker
It takes up a lot of room at the foot of the bed and i'm forever stubbing my toe on the foot long motor that juts out from under the bed.
The contempory brushed chrome finish clashes with my rustic cast iron bed.
It takes about 5 minutes to gather the sheet and duvet corners into the crocodile clips and the noise it makes when it grinds into action hasnt scared the cat off yet, as i'm forever having to rescue it from under the tightly tucked in hospital corners.
Not a total waste of money though as the motor produces so much heat, its quite useful in winter, plus the 3 foot 6 long bar that protrudes over the foot of the bed is quite useful for hanging my dressing gown on.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:40, 4 replies)

I am hoping that with this one
we be leaven the bread jokes now.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:18, closed)

My bedmaker
is mechanically simpler, but noiser.

She also does the cooking and ironing.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:37, closed)

you bastard
My uncle was crushed to death by a bed maker
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:48, closed)

You utter bastard.
My bed maker was crushed by your uncle.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:52, closed)