Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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bacon plateI got one of those in poundland and use it all the time. Probably because I don't like brown crispy greasy bacon or the house to smell of frying pan all day.
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Fried bacon is best, as you can then fry bread in the resultant fat.Yum.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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you can also hear your arteries cry(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46,
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I block out the soundwith cholestrol. It leaks out of my ears.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:50,
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it's good cholesterolbut it spreads like bad cholesterol!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17,
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We don't all have enlarged hearts, you know.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39,
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no some of us have enlarged breasticls insteadand with that i am going of to bed to fondle my bacon enhanced moobs until i cant take any more and end up covered in white sticky goo
mmmm bacon BACON
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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bacon'll sort that out(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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