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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Fried bacon is best, as you can then fry bread in the resultant fat.
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:41, 1 reply)
you can also hear your arteries cry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:46, closed)
I block out the sound
with cholestrol. It leaks out of my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 19:50, closed)
it's good cholesterol
but it spreads like bad cholesterol!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17, closed)
We don't all have enlarged hearts, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, closed)
no some of us have enlarged breasticls instead
and with that i am going of to bed to fondle my bacon enhanced moobs until i cant take any more and end up covered in white sticky goo


mmmm bacon BACON
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:12, closed)
bacon'll sort that out

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:16, closed)

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