Pretty much everything
In all seriousness, and I am going to sound like a massive wimp, there is SO much that creeps me out if I think about it too hard.


Water: Rivers, Oceans, Lakes. Any deep, large body of water, when I start to think about the actual size of it, or what may be in it, just out of sight I get the proper heebie jeebies. I can quite happily swim in the sea until that moment when my brain starts to acknowledge where I am. Then I have to get out.

Insects/Spiders: I wasn't joking when I said 'If I can creep up on a bee, great, but if it creeps up on me'. I will panic and shreik. It's only brief, but for a few seconds I will be flapping like banshee. Wait, banshees don't flap, but you get what I mean. If my brain has had time to catch up with me, I'll happily pick up a spider and chuck it in the garden. But not after a a mild heart attack when I first see it.

Fruit: You know if you break an orange segment open and look at it, you can see each little compartment and it's membrane? That's me done with the orange once I've seen that.

The word Membrane.

Cottage Cheese: Ever since I was told that vaginal thrush gives a discharge that looks like it.

Things that are too big next to things that are too small: The thought of hitting one of those football size tennis balls with a normal tennis raquet...christ, I could barely get through typing that sentence.

Holes: Cracks in the ground, holes in tree trunks, anything that I don't know what is in it basically. I want to run.

Milk/Dairy: I love milkshakes and cheese and tea and coffee and ice cream and clotted cream and cheesecake and...but I have to block out that part of my mind that is screaming COWJUICECOWJUICECOWJUICECOWJUICE

Meat: It was alive, It was muscle. It tastes good BUT IT WAS ALIVE.

Tissue and cotton wool and wet paper: I can watch anything on telly or film without getting freaked out. Hostel? I was bored. Saw? I shat it. The Exorcist? I laughed. But in Being Human, Herrick sucked on a piece of tissue paper and I smacked my head on the wall I turned away so fast.

Cleaning my teeth and flossing: prickly things touching my gums? No thank you.

Not cleaning my teeth and flossing: Food rotting between my teeth? No thank you. (Thank fully the second of these fears is greater than the first, so I manage to clean and floss daily. Well, clean daily anyway,flossing is an unbearable pain in the arse)

Sharing cups, or even worse, bottles: I hate saying no if someone I know asks for a swig of my drink. But if you ever do that to me, know that by doing so you are rendering the rest of it undrinkable to me.

People: People are disgusting, they shit and the piss and the excrete and they breathe and they have ears and noses and orifices and...you, yes YOU, you disgust me and creep me out. But then again, I do too, so, don't take it personally.


Really, it's a shock to me that I ever leave the house.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:43, 13 replies)

You wonderful nutter.
Click for 'The thought of hitting one of those football size tennis balls with a normal tennis raquet'

I have actually done this, it nearly broke my wrist.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:11, closed)

Thank god I've found someone else who can't deal with wet paper and particularly wet tissues. I had difficulty typing that!
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:12, closed)

MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE MEMBRANE
( Zuowan, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:17, closed)

has anyone
Ever called you a bit of a mentaller?? ;)
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:42, closed)

the differing sized things
I've had that. I get a weird altered sense of perception. I was once laying in bed one morning debating whether to get up and the tiniest of flies landed on my finger. The more I stared at it, the more distant reality seemed to get. Then I looked up at the window and it seemed to be shrinking away from me.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:45, closed)

I clicked
just for COWJUICECOWJUICECOWJUICECOWJUICE
(ladydyani, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:49, closed)

Deep water
yeah man. Totally sympathise. Im fine until I think, shit its really deep and then have to get out asap
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:50, closed)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:36, closed)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:59, closed)

Photoshopped combination of fingers...
...and the mouths of suckfish I believe.

It's not real. Very much not real.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 12:58, closed)

My list is getting longer and I don't even know what I am scared of this time.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 10:26, closed)

Not afraid of line breaks though, I see.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:41, closed)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 20:52, closed)