By the numbers....
...Just to save time...

1) Beautiful new girlfriend.
2) Social do @ posh parents' posh crib.
3) Champers in the conservatory.
4) Wups! Touching cloth! 'Scuse self, to the lav.
5) Give birth to U-boat.
6) Won't flush away.
7) Retrieve with bog brush, hoy out the window.
8) Return to the party.
9) Disdain and shuns from all personnel present.
10 Look up at chod sliding down conservatory roof

FIN.
(apologies_for_length, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:05, 16 replies)

Erm,
I swear I've heard/read this somewhere else...
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:18, closed)

I think someone posted a similar lie like this before.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:39, closed)

I'm sure
he posted the otiginal full-length before
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:41, closed)

is this good?
is it?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:39, closed)

oh liars board
you never let us down
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:42, closed)

It was "retrieving it with a bog brush and throwing it out of the window" that had me doubting this.
Unless your bog brush is a spoon.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:44, closed)

You mean you've never scooped up poop.
With a bog brush.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:25, closed)

'the steaming turd that was lying on the flags'
*reveals low class background*
(magictorch, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:55, closed)

Macc Lads
Dan's Big Log...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 19:09, closed)

11) LIES

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:03, closed)

12) ???

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:00, closed)

PROFIT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:32, closed)

Urban legend is a urban legend
FAIL
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:13, closed)

erm..
Isn't it also in either "Meet the Parents" or "Meet the Fockers"? or, in all the excitement have I got that wrong?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 10:46, closed)

I'd like to believe that this is true
If so, then it is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 18:19, closed)

Oh for feck's sake!
It's a lie, a lie, a lie I tell you!

And that's the whole point!

Every single time there's a QotW on "meet the parents" or "worst toilet disaster" or anything at all really, some fantasist will come up with a version of this highly unlikely tale.

I posted the reader's digest condensed version to get it over and done with so we can all enjoy more interesting, more novel and hopefully more truthful tales.

Give me strength...
(apologies_for_length, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:28, closed)