"Oh my god! The worst thing in the WORLD is warm champagne!" said my sister's friend.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:31, Reply)

I just dropped my last jellybean on the floor :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:17, 1 reply)

This song always brings tears to my eyes
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:54, 8 replies)

http://youtu.be/QEImD_r6D8o

( .Yeti., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:18, Reply)

When the mods go on their weekly Battersea Dogs Home trip
:(
( $$ ✅, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Being a day late in posting my answer to /qotw always makes me cry.
Thank you, b3ta mods, for sparing my tears.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:58, 2 replies)

A.I. has the shittest ending of any film ever.
The robot boy finds another copy of himself and smashes it?
The robot boy goes for a swim and stays down there sulking for a bajillion years?
The robot boy is rescued by super-evolved alien robots?
And they can bring his mother back, but for only one day?
It's awful mawkish shit and it doesn't even make sense.
Anyone who openly admits to crying at this bollocks should remove themself from the gene pool immediately.
( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 5:40, 3 replies)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdRCNM2k42o
( Zuowan, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 2:07, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwheXIa8Cl0

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:41, Reply)

Doggies.
The end of Antarctica when the dog handler finally makes it back to the research station and finds the two brothers have survived made me cry.
(trip2themoon, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:20, 3 replies)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:17, 1 reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KyIEe1B450

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:53, Reply)

Dr Skagra shitting all over qotw makes me cry.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:53, 38 replies)

Cry
ogenics anyone?
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:11, Reply)

This song, live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NByh-HJZzMI

Dead Can Dance, Cantara. The sheer ferocity of her voice gets me every time. Also Tristan/Sanvean on a good day.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:48, 4 replies)

Shutter Island. That's where we are.
You're all fucking mad. And homicidal.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Really upset now and nearly crying. My mum says I cannot play on this interweb site because
you are all mean. Stupid bitch, I'll show her when I kill myself.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:30, 21 replies)

Never mind being kicked in the nuts
Sitting down on the bastards is far more painful and unexpected
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:15, 8 replies)

I wish you people would make your minds up
You start a thread, you delete it, you start a thread, you delete it... It's like disorientation techniques in interrogation.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:52, 114 replies)

Missing out on internet meltdowns.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:21, 33 replies)