Dr Skagra shitting all over qotw makes me cry.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:53, 38 replies)

Ignore him and the page is clean again. It's not like you're gonna miss a gem.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 22:58, closed)

"Death of a Facilities Support Unit" was good (and would have been better still without the powerwank paragraph at the end). As was Monty's rather grumpy reply.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:08, closed)

That was much funnier
I laughed until I coughed phlegm on the table
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:20, closed)

Trouble is, once you've got a reputation for producing dull as fuck, third-rate fanfic, it's hard to get anyone to read beyond the first word - funny post or not.

Time to ditch the kiddie TV show schtick. Till then, the ignore function is a good friend.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:02, closed)

I've never used ignore
Can't bear to let the rich tapestry of life here pass me by, in any of its semi-demi cryptozoic manifestations.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:12, closed)

that's not how ignore works on here though
because of some of the delicate weepy noobs and the ineptness of the developers, other people can put you on ignore and hide whole sections of ... well ... tedious whining normally
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)

Bit of Quinchy defending his sock puppet in there too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:49, closed)

they're going to be b3ta's first gay marriage

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)

Do you, the crown prince of mince, take this rambling sack of shit to be your lawful wedded shite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:10, closed)

harsh
they're in the bottom 5% of mentals on here
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:14, closed)

I'd rather have mental than dull

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:30, closed)

You got chills, they're multiplying
And you're losing control
Cos the power that he's supplying
It's ELECTRIFYING
Fairholme's the one that you want...ooh ooh ooh
He the one that you need
Oh yes indeed
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:44, closed)

And yet you truly personify both.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:06, closed)

Why do you assume that a gay person is a mincer, do you live life watching Alan Carr and 'Are you being served' thinking all gay people are like them.
I am the very model of that horrible phrase 'straight acting'.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:10, closed)

I always pictured you as Charles Hawtrey.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:13, closed)

Strange, I think of 'Minty' from Eastenders.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:15, closed)

dunno what that is soz ... eastenders is for plebs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:19, closed)

www.owensworld.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Fullsize/pictures/fatbastard.jpg
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:20, closed)

As opposite to Charles H. as is possible in occidental genetics, apart from I am also a spectacle wearer.
Rimless Frames for maximum gestapo look.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:23, closed)

Stealth Bummer is a much better term.

( gone, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:38, closed)

i don't
you type like one. a pissy little one. that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:24, closed)

I actually quite like him now.
It took a while for his unique style to grow on me, but it has.

Don't get me wrong, I'll be cheering along with everyone else when he inevitably commits suicide live on b3ta, but I'll remember him with a degree of fondness afterwards.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:07, closed)

HER sweetie!
I'm a girl!

And were I to commit suicide, I would only regenerate, as I am a Time Lord. Lady. Person. Thing.

Soz about the songs peeps, got a bit bored.

EDITED TO ADD: They're gone now. But I will never be! Until my TARDIS is fixed, that is. Until then - MMMWAAAAH!

XXXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:18, closed)

Yeah, bored of this again now. Sorry.
Kill yourself.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:44, closed)

the true b3ta spirit is not dead

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:45, closed)

I like Skagra
Look at the history of B3ta QOTW. This was a place people came to, to be creative, to entertain.

Its been overrun with verminous snipers recently but Skagra stands out as someone playing by the old rules still
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:12, closed)

I agree.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 6:53, closed)

I miss pooflake's well crafted tales too...

( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 6:57, closed)

I agree apart from the skagra bit
QOTW didn't need self-appointed editors shambles and AB pointing out bullshit. We all know what's bullshit. We just don't give a fuck if it's funny. But this... How anyone could be bothered to churn out so much repetitive tedious shite is just... Gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:50, closed)

^ UPSET ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:52, closed)

I don't know, how can *you* be bothered to churn out so much repetitive tedious shite?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:05, closed)

Someone repetitive and tedious was always going to come along and say this shite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:09, closed)

Someone repetitive and tedious was always going to come along and say this shite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:17, closed)

Is he still posting text-walls of Doctor Who fanfic?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:00, closed)

he's nothing if not reliable

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:13, closed)

He's basically Legless, in space.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:56, closed)

Legless is far more upset.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:57, closed)

cheers

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:58, closed)