You'll not like this one
Many years ago I was a proud owner of a Prince Albert in my winkey.
Once in a while it was good to take it out for a clean. To give it a scrape if you like.

If you don't know how a PA works, imagine a C shaped bit of metal (the ring part) which threads a hole made in your cock and out your japs eye. This C ring holds a metal ball (the ball has indents in, giving it a place to be held).

Anyway to open it up and take it out, you get some pliers and stretch the metal C open. The ball falls out leaving a gap to unthread it from your chap.

To put it back in, you thread it back, hold the ball in place and use pliers to crimp it back down. It takes a bit of effort.

However, one time the ring slipped and I ended up clamping down on about 0.5mm of my bell end. On the underside fish gill shaped part. I hit the fucking roof and the blood was everywhere. So much so that I couldn't see how much damage I'd done at the time. Lucky only about two pixels worth of rip; but the amount of blood was a bit worrying. I felt a bit giddy and sat on the floor for a good while.

I think that trumps most of the stories here.

Length, still the same amount thankfully. The lesson - never use pliers on your cock! whoda funk it!?!
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:22, 17 replies)

I think that trumps my self inflicted foreskin cutting
But moslty because it was unexpected!

And without the assistance of huge amounts of booze.....

Gets a click from me
(penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:25, closed)

*cringe* Clicky!
I have to ask though, is one hole in your cock not enough ?
(ukraine space monkey, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:27, closed)

I would say a hole at either end was the minimum requirement.
Extra just makes it better.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:47, closed)

The lesson - never use pliers on your cock!
The lesson - don't get your cock pierced, Shirley
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:35, closed)

Nope it was well worth it.

(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:45, closed)

Apparently
You can make women cum really easily with one on.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:46, closed)

I'd finished long before that, but the few seconds of effort was always commented on as
ohhh that's new.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:49, closed)

Ahh
so it stimulates you too, I have no need for that, my orgasm reflex is like a dead man's trigger at the moment ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, closed)

so it stimulates you too
erm yes. I would not have done it if not.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:56, closed)

Fair dues.

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:31, closed)

I you've got fish gills
on the underside of your cock, I'd take it back to where you got it and ask for a new one.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:52, closed)

nope and I was expecting that type of comment
so I typed shaped part.
If you cannot see a resemblance between the two. You may need a new one.


Edit: I may mean the jaw line more than the gill inside gill part. But it's a fish and who gives a fuck.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 14:54, closed)

Don't you find...
... that you piss like a watering-can? Or do the benefits (whatever the hell they may be) outweigh that?

Never use pliers on your cock is, however, a rule to live by.

*clicks and winces in equal measure*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:19, closed)

The pissing like a watering can was a problem.
It was the main draw back, and that was also the fix too.

The benefits were worth it. So much so I'd like to have it put back in some day. 2nd time round no there will be no freeze used to numb.
The freeze wasn't nice and it still made me jump when he put the needle in so why bother with it...
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:54, closed)

You don't *have* to use pliers.
My fella has a plastic PA ring. Like this one...

You just pull the plastic ring apart and the green bit clips in/comes out.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:15, closed)

Does it not cause problems with condoms?
Not that I'm ever likely to have a piercing in my cock, but curiosity gets the better of me.
Did you ever consider a Prince's Wand?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 17:56, closed)

PA's are for Girls.
Real men get Apadravya's
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:21, closed)