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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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My birthday...
...is 30th September.

It only recently occurred to me when I must have been conceived, and the probable inebriation involved.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:59, 11 replies)
LOL my sister and I were both 4 weeks premature.
guess our birthdays!
so ONCE A YEAR both our parents (yours and mine) got it on, whether they wanted to or not.
or at least that's how i started to think 25 years ago when i learnt about being premature.
grim!
reminds me of bill hicks on how to cure patriotism.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:30, closed)
"got it on, whether they wanted to or not"
Isn't that rape?
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:33, closed)
I'm on the 26th...
...and I thought of that too. :(
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:02, closed)
Me and my sisters too
The same thing occurred to me a few years ago re. my early October birthday.

I went on to work out that my two sisters were the product of each of my parents' birthdays. :-/

I know each generation like to imagine that it invented sex and that no-one did it in the Olden Days, but I do have to wonder if in my parents' case they did save it for special occasions.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 11:15, closed)
my morther turned 60 the same year I turned 30
nine months later. That was the first time I realised when I was conceived...a bit weird to know.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:47, closed)
Mine is the 1st so slightly out
But my gf was delighted when I informed that her and her brother, who are born one day apart in may with 5 years difference, were 'birthday shags' for her Dad.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 15:03, closed)
I have the same birthday as my sister, but 5 years apart
strangely it doesn't work out to a birthday or anniversary though.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:35, closed)
Nine months
to the day after my dads birthday.

My brother was nine months after Christmas.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 19:18, closed)
another father's birthday + 9 months
child here...
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:16, closed)
midwives call them
champagne babies
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:56, closed)
Oddly...
... today is exactly 9 months before my birthday.... now there's a thing to give up for lent!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:56, closed)

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