E's
..when I was already off my tits. During a rather hazy period in the 90's I would go out, get off my head and buy a couple of spares for next time. Then i'd come home and put them somewhere "safe" (ie fuck knows where). For years afterwards I would open a box or a drawer and find drugs. It made life interesting, if a tad precarious.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:24, 29 replies)

Your story is 'I buy drugs and then take them'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:32, closed)

In reply to a question that asks what you buy when you consume drugs

( shitkicker, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:13, closed)

what sort of dull cunt buys drugs and doesn't immediately scoff them?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:40, closed)

He's too dim to remember where he's stashing items that could get him done for possession at the very least Shambles, it's a bit much expecting him to put them to their intended purpose.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:47, closed)

To be fair,
for certain compounds, if you've already passed the point of saturation scoffing more will do nothing other than prolong recovery time.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:50, closed)

quite
but only a dull cunt pays any attention to that sort of common sense when they're completely fucking boxed
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:07, closed)

^this
when your hat becomes a viable conversational companion, rationality can get to fuck
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 16:23, closed)

"why is everybody dressed as storm troopers?" is my favourite ever pilled up question
I should add that this wasn't a cosplay scifi convention and absolutely nobody was dressed as a storm trooper.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 17:43, closed)

hahahah
my cousin once comforted a dog who she believed to be a bloke who'd been kicked out by his missus. i never got that bad. i never even mistook the bin bags for dwarfs, oh no, not me.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 17:53, closed)

my mate once rescued a 'cat' from the Leeds Liverpool canal
luckiest piece of polystyrene ever
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:12, closed)

"make the electricity work."
"It is working"
"Put the lights on"
"they are on"
"Fuck, I am blind"
"No, your hands are over your eyes"

Whatev ...
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 8:57, closed)

I once managed to catch a duck while pilled up
Turns out, I'd spent hours (seconds?) stalking and diving on a patch of daffodils.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:22, closed)

ha!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:44, closed)

arf!
it's my best mate's 40th this friday, she's notorious for pill-taking and being a terribly bad influence on me. i'll just have to wait and see what happens!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:30, closed)

hahaha
mate of mine was convinced his hamster was talking to him. apparently, they were discussing the best type of pears for poaching. fucking weirdo.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:33, closed)

So sorry...
I would have replied earlier but I have a life. Unlike you, it seems.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 1:57, closed)

SO cool.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:53, closed)

Yes, thank you
... I'm well aware of the pros (few) and cons (many) of such a course of action but, as I said, it was a hazy period. I can only mitigate my actions by looking back and thinking that I must have been fucking mad, me.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:06, closed)

no
you were and are spectacularly dull
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 15:08, closed)

see response above

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 1:58, closed)

I enjoy the image of you buying drugs, then burying them in a draw and promplty forgetting about them like some kind of demented drug-squirrel
In my mind you have oversized front teeth and a bushy tail.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:11, closed)

Actually, they weren't just in drawers, they were fucking everywhere, it seemed.
Including under my bushy tail and behind my oversized teeth.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:05, closed)

As a child you bought M&Ms then rotated them 90 degrees before eating them.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:18, closed)

Sigma&Sigmas?
Ʃ&Ʃs?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 17:23, closed)

Nah, they're lower case Ms

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 17:27, closed)

Fucking plebs.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:42, closed)

it's all greek to us
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:44, closed)

it's certainly not Latin is it, you illiterate prick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 21:22, closed)

MASSIVE DRUGS

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:17, closed)