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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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is a pen-pusher at the prison that George Michael's just been sent to. He said he had to report that he ended up with a chocolate bar up his arse. He put it down to careless Wispa.
*didn't bother taking coat off
( , Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:23, 18 replies)
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Although part of me thinks it may be true.
( , Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:34, closed)
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They call him "The Hairless Fister"
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...I noticed, as the camera panned down to show the viewers the carnage, someone had graffiti'd "Wham!" on the damage.
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![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8474883592a6b7765dc2/wham.jpg)
( , Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:10, closed)
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until I stopped laughing. Brilliant!
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...is fantastic!
Love it. I'm still grinning 10 mins after I saw it!
( , Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:57, closed)
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He's never going to dance again.
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I think that would be a fantasy he might like.
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that could be the reason why he kept on crashing his motor into things, nobody's that stupid.....Just a theory.
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thought the same. To him, it must be like a free brothel for 8 weeks.
I'd crash a few cars whilst stoned too, if it mean that.
NB: Not the bumming in the showers; the free brothel.
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09:00 Shower time. Got bummed.
10:00 Breakfast.
11:00 Exercise. Dragged off for a bumming.
13:00 Bummed again.
etc etc
I believe a campaign should be undertaken to reintroduce "bumming" into the vernacular - it's playgroundtastic.
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I scarcely let a day go by that doesn't have the word 'bumming' in it somewhere.
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Apparantly he's taken to giving out hot chocolatey drinks in exchange for hand jobs. He is going to write a song about his prison experiences called "Wank Me Off Before Your Cocoa"
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