Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Mate of mineis a pen-pusher at the prison that George Michael's just been sent to. He said he had to report that he ended up with a chocolate bar up his arse. He put it down to careless Wispa.
*didn't bother taking coat off
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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I think you made this up.Although part of me thinks it may be true.
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I heard his new cellmate suffers from AlopeciaThey call him "The Hairless Fister"
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They stand up and do circle jerks.Chairless Wristers.
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^ thismade me screw up a SQL statement.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:36,
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Whilst watching the news report yesterday about him smashing the car into the shop......I noticed, as the camera panned down to show the viewers the carnage, someone had graffiti'd "Wham!" on the damage.
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I had to go to the toilet at workuntil I stopped laughing. Brilliant!
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That!...is fantastic!
Love it. I'm still grinning 10 mins after I saw it!
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The way he'll get treated, it wouldn't surprise me if when he gets outHe's never going to dance again.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:55,
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Because his guilty feet ain't got no rhythm?
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No, cos he'll get bummed so much he won't be able to walk properly(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:21, closed)
For a man that seeks liasons in stinky public toiletsI think that would be a fantasy he might like.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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In additionthat could be the reason why he kept on crashing his motor into things, nobody's that stupid.....Just a theory.
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I hadthought the same. To him, it must be like a free brothel for 8 weeks.
I'd crash a few cars whilst stoned too, if it mean that.
NB: Not the bumming in the showers; the free brothel.
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"Dear Diary"09:00 Shower time. Got bummed.
10:00 Breakfast.
11:00 Exercise. Dragged off for a bumming.
13:00 Bummed again.
etc etc
I believe a campaign should be undertaken to reintroduce "bumming" into the vernacular - it's playgroundtastic.
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I was unaware it had left.I scarcely let a day go by that doesn't have the word 'bumming' in it somewhere.
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GeorgeApparantly he's taken to giving out hot chocolatey drinks in exchange for hand jobs. He is going to write a song about his prison experiences called "Wank Me Off Before Your Cocoa"
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