A few years ago it looked to be a very expensive weekend in the making
I had just handed over £22k and picked up my brand new Honda Accord. On my way out of the forecourt some prick thought it would be funny to spit on my bonnet. This sent me into a rage so I got out of the car and confronted him, seeing my 8'8" height and build of atlas he decided he'd best make tracks but I gave chase and It took only moments to catch him before I delivered an almighty smackdown. Lady luck must have been smiling on me because this fellow just happened to be a drug dealer and must have just cleared out a good stash because he was clutching a satchel containing the best part of £30k. A supermodel had witnessed this heroic act and was already waiting for me in the Accord, legs akimbo on the back seat.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:36, 12 replies)

YES.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:38, closed)

legs akimbo on the back seat
Pictures or it didn't happen.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:40, closed)

Nowhere near as good as Donkey Gums

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:40, closed)

Leave the supermodel alone, she's trying her best.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:42, closed)

I LIKE THIS, AND I'M JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 14 May 2010, 16:41, closed)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:45, closed)

MY Honda Accord transforms into a robot!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:49, closed)

truth be told at the end of the day whose name we shall say is friday because that's what it is, alas I like this



sorry for my penis length
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 May 2010, 16:54, closed)

I was that prick
And I let you beat me up to make you feel good about your little willy. And that money was just small change that I was going to throw away as it was clogging up my wallet. Because I'm a billionaire. With a nuclear wang. Who spits cancer-curing medicine. That was actually another gift to you.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 14 May 2010, 17:15, closed)

yawn
Enough with the Honda!

Just make her ..........
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 14 May 2010, 18:34, closed)

Accord Dealer extras???
Did it come with a croissant in the glove box?
( b3tz, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:59, closed)

Anyone
got a link to the post that started this all off?
(dchurch bah, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:14, closed)