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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Today's Experiment...
Can b3ta be successfully used as a dating/wifeswapping site?

Your chance to make history ladies!

So here it is - late twenties man, not bad looking, b3ta approved sense of humour, just moved back home to York.
Seeking life-time commitment and/or quick shag.

Come on ladies - form an orderly queue.

Length? You might just find out...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:39, 25 replies)
"Seeking life-time commitment and/or quick shag"

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:47, closed)
Going blind again...

"Seeking life-time commitment and/or come on ladies."

I should get my eyes tested.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:22, closed)
@The Crow
What kind of person would seek pre-come-ed ladies?

*looks for al*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:25, closed)
Yeah, I think you've answered your own question there. Where is our resident sexual deviant this morning?

EDIT: Oh, and possibly Dexy's Midnight Runners as well. Sorry...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:26, closed)
I think you've forgotten, here
that we're all 47-year-old truckers called Dave.

Hello Dave.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:28, closed)
There's nothing to stop...
...a 47-year old trucker called Dave being female.

I admit it's unlikely though...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:30, closed)
He was around earlier
he's probably busy w*rking, or being ill or something.

I'm pretty sure Dexy and co were just instructing people, they weren't actively seeking a pre come-soaked woman.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:32, closed)
Not without a photo
Surely you know that not having a photo is tantamount to advertising yourself as a really ugly bastard?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:48, closed)
Heehee! ;)

*doesn't have a photo*

*is an horrifically ugly bastard*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:06, closed)
"resident sexual deviant"

*appears shocked*

*but agrees it's a fair cop*

@GMF - Pffft!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:24, closed)
Reading B3ta...
I struggle to understand the term 'sexual deviant'...

Oh, and as for pics - I signed up on some internet dating site a while back and uploaded my pic - it was refused :| (it was a facial shot - I just know someone is gonna run with that...)
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:26, closed)
but you don't have a photo, so by your own rules are you a shocker?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:44, closed)
Whatever happened to...
the b3ta dating site somebody suggested a few QOTWs back?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:50, closed)
A wee while back
B3ta was used as a dating site, when everyone uploaded their photos on Hot or Not.

I'll vouch for GMF, she's all the lovely.

But the rest of you...
*eyes suspiciously*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:04, closed)
I actually got excited that theres some one else from York here, maybe our dark forbidden gaylove could work?

Maybe not.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:08, closed)
the rest of you
is probably lovely.

but your username is making me think "uxbridge" and is making me shudder!

kroney, you may have something to add to this...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:24, closed)
Well, I'm sure you're not the only one...at any rate, I've not kept a tally of how many goats you've rogered compared to Bert, though I suspect there may be some ongoing competition between the two of you.

EDIT: Your sig hardly does anything to diminish the reputation...nice sig.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:29, closed)
Very true. I am an ugly bastard.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:32, closed)
Hot or not
I forgot about that - anyone have the link handy?

I think I made it to page 9,786,000...


EDIT: never mind - I found it...I'm 241st. But aren't y'all looking good? and the ladies too...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:36, closed)
is so insanely beautiful, that just to look at a picture of her would cause your eyes to break. No camera has yet managed to photograph her radiance without shattering at the utter perfection of her features.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:41, closed)
I agree with MM for once

The same goes for her goodself too of course, and becky, chcb, wanderlust, ancrenne, and all the lovely b3ta ladies.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:58, closed)
b3ta dating service?
Suggested here.

EDIT: I don't think posting pics to Hot or Not counts as a dating service.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:23, closed)
I would like to imagine...
...that a b3ta dating site would have all the wit and intelligence of the London Review of Books Personals, but with lots more rude words.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:27, closed)
York bash
There seems to be a lot of York-based people here so I'd just mention that there's a York QOTW bash lined up.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:32, closed)
What an awful lot of replies. heh heh heh.

@Guilt, sorry, no man-love for me, but have you got a sister?

Back on topic, I might stretch to Leeds, having seen the quality of the two-legged scenery around there this afternoon...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:02, closed)

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