Will I get naughty stepped again for more naked Cheggers?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:17, 38 replies)

there's only one way to find out
can't believe channel 5 pulled naked jungle
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:23, closed)

Given that everyone on the face of the earth
has seen that picture, it would seem kind of pointless.

Also, given that this is about peoples own experiences, it doesn't fit into the QOTW anyway.

Also, if you read the QOTW, you'll see that pics of naked people are not allowed.

There are probably more reasons, but those three will do for now.

So, I'm wondering why you bothered to start a thread with this dumb question.

Was it supposed to be, like, funny or something?

Complete waste of your 109,963rd post.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:38, closed)

It's all terribly upsetting, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:44, closed)

I'm actually almost tempted to put up the picture in my post below
just because I've now been told not to.

But I'm not going to, because that would be daft.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:47, closed)

Yes.
Yes it would.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:02, closed)

you seem to be
a bit upset

at doc shambolic

is it because

you fancy him

and want to nosh him off?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:50, closed)

Calm down, treacle. It's not all about you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:51, closed)

Upset?
I might be wrong, but that's about the only answer I ever get from you puppies nowadays.

No, I'm not upset. It's a message board on the internet. I don't take it seriously.

Shambo does though - over a decade, grinding away at it. A quarter of his life, all day, every day. Now if that was me, I'd be really upset. I'd cut my wrists.


(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:59, closed)

You'll never be me, pudding. Get over it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:05, closed)

I wouldn't have time
I couldn't spend 15 hours a day posting here.

And all my clothes would be far too big.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:08, closed)

What intrigues me is people who waste their lives
on here, you me and everyone else, criticising people for spending more time on here than we do.
Please tell us what is the acceptable amount.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:18, closed)

He's performing a vital social role of whining internet nobody.
His constant bleating serves to emphasise how important I am.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:20, closed)

Five hours per year.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:23, closed)

But it must be in one solid stretch between midnight and 5am on your birthday.
In your pants. Crying and eating a box of 24 jam tarts that you bought for yourself at the corner shop. In your slippers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:28, closed)

The FAQ needs updating, clearly :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:29, closed)

I dont own slippers
is it ok to do this while barefoot?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:47, closed)

You should
put me on
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:53, closed)

ignore.

(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:55, closed)

I like jam tarts.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:42, closed)

Hell yeah.
Most processed carbs per snack-pound available if you exclude yesterday's slightly stale doughnuts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10, closed)

Someone could start a fascinating, self-abusive, blog on this subject,
and get themselves in the newsletter.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:47, closed)

Ive just eaten
a blueberry muffin at work if that counts
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:00, closed)

I don't know.
I just like to remind Dr Shambolic about the extraordinary post count he has, as it seems to piss him off.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:57, closed)

So your reason for posting is that it annoys people.
Or more accurately that YOU THINK it annoys people.
Thank you for the clarification.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:09, closed)

It does annoy him.
He has me on ignore, he did it after I posted stuff about his post count.

110,000 messages!

He's obviously sensitive about it, he tweaked his profile so it appears blank.

Both of those things would totally stop anybody over 75 years of age from seeing anything.

Let's be honest, the chances of anyone really getting upset about anything any of us write is pretty much zero, isn't it? But you have to wonder about Shambo. If he's not upset, he's doing a very good impression of it.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:16, closed)

This would be terribly convincing if it weren't for the fact that I've never expressed even the slightest concern or embarrassment about being a regular on a messageboard.
And if we carefully ignore the other inconvenient fact that 90% of club misery's combined posts are either about me or in response to me. It's enough to make a fellow rather vain.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:28, closed)

It's OK. You've already given me ample information
for me to form an opinion.
Thanks for your input.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:58, closed)

Yuh,
bit passive aggressive there, but you know.

It all adds up. I'm probably going to stop posting altogether in the next year or so. Keep the zingers coming.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:30, closed)

you do seem upset though

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:14, closed)

You're right
I'm absolutely furious.
(username failed moderation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:17, closed)

He didn't say you were furious.
You do seem rather upset though. Is all well in your life outside b3ta? Perhaps these events could be causing you to vent your frustrations here. I do hope things improve for you.
(searlichek, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:15, closed)

BRING ON THE KRANKIES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:51, closed)

Probably because he's upset.
He'll flounce in a minute by announcing that he's given us all enough attention. Despite having started the whole fucking crybaby thing in the first place.

edit: my apologies ... he's already done the flounce and come back almost five minutes later
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:25, closed)

aaaaaaaaand again:
b3ta.com/questions/exposed/post2043271
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:56, closed)

I'm still absolutely spitting
with rage here.

Really, you kids are so good at this.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 8:28, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/exposed/post2043426
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:03, closed)

Anyway, getting back to the point.
Shambo. Nearly 110,000 posts.

lol.
(username failed moderation, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:55, closed)