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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I had a brief fling with a guy who contacted me 6 months later to insist I'd given him a nasty STD
I said I couldn't see how, as I'd had no symptoms, etc. He insisted in a stream of polite, concerned emails. So down I went to my doctor, had an embarrassing intimate examination, tests etc. Nothing, never had been anything there. I was totally clean.

I reported this indignantly to the guy. He then sent a furious, fire and brimstone rant, claiming I worked for Satan and that he'd caused all the recent flooding as "a warning" to me.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:28, 20 replies)

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:39, closed)

w sl

Strikethroughs are well LOL!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:47, closed)

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:00, closed)
She's the best single thing in that movie.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:03, closed)
I'm not a slag, I just go through periods of sexual adventure
Admittedly, usually with guys a bit less mental...
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:05, closed)
Death by Sexual Misadventure.
^ There's an album title for someone.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:06, closed)
"periods of sexual adventure"
Looks like we've found someone for Gonzy.
EDIT: Cancel that. She failed the questions.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:10, closed)
Did you explain to him that cooties isn't a real thing?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 15:56, closed)
In my defence, he spoke in a really deep voice...

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:10, closed)
I understand that Gonzy's voice is very deep.
What are your opinions on
1: Hand holding
2: Hollyoaks
3: Chinese food ?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:26, closed)
1. Wouldn't. 2. Wouldn't. 3. Would!

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:39, closed)
As long as it's not sweet and sour
I fucking hate sweet and sour. Red, sickly sludge of a meal.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:40, closed)
Sorry, but one out of three ain't good enough.
I'll just have to let Gonz down gently. Again.
Poor Gonzy.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:53, closed)
Sorry, Gonz

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:47, closed)
I was convinced for years that I didn't like anything sweet and sour because this unnaturally-coloured ooze was my only experience of it.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 16:58, closed)
Pity you did not read before coitus the loons body language and non-verbal communications.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 17:57, closed)
I know! It was his deep voice and huge cock that removed my reasoning...

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 18:46, closed)
Huge cock or have you got tiny hands?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:55, closed)
Both! Great combo.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 21:20, closed)
He'd flooded your minge?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:26, closed)

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