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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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that's probably the menopause
On the bright side, at least that means you won't get to inflict your ridiculous hippydippy parenting fails on any more unfortunate children.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 13:21, 1 reply)
Mayonnaise makes an excellent dip
You ghastly prole
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 14:43, closed)
"dip" from shop-bought mayo? yerr ... you're well posh

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 14:55, closed)
Who said it had to be "shop bought"?
Projecting again...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 18:13, closed)
hahahahahaha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 18:18, closed)
^Very upset.

(SlantedScience, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 20:39, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 23:34, closed)
Here you go sweetheart, a basic one for beginners
If it's too difficult, try asking a 3 year old to help

www.realsimple.com/m/food-recipes/browse-all-recipes/basic-mayonnaise-10000000663046/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 21:42, closed)
ouah t'as raison ... au niveau des sauces françaises j'suis vachement nul
mmmmnnnnnnnnngggg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 3:03, closed)
I can't be arsed with Google translate
so I'm just going to assume that this is an admission that you like sucking off Frenchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 7:01, closed)
he likes their tasty homemade mayonnaise

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:04, closed)
^thinks "dips" are dead posh like^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:21, closed)
^ knows nothing about being posh ^
ask your wife what "bougeois" means, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:25, closed)
"bourgeois" you thick cunt
dunno where you're going with this, pet ... prolly best you stick with your classy mayo dips and fancy dress spin-the-bottle parties and leave grown up stuff to the grown ups, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)
it was a typo, you utter spastic
we've all seen the pizza pics. your idea of haute cuisine ain't exactly that haute, shall we say.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:56, closed)
oh god you thick pleb

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:47, closed)
if you had guests who were polite enough to eat it
they would have been tramps that you invited in for the purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:47, closed)

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