Is it not true
That most of you wankers that reside on QFTW are scared of Dr Shambles?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:05, 14 replies)

Only the ones that don't fancy him rotten.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:13, closed)

I wouldn't know he binbagged me
And put me on 2.0.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 22:32, closed)

This has really upset you, hasn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 7:55, closed)

yeah, totally would though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 23:48, closed)

You would drink the cum of all the wankers that frequent QFTW?
You rock dude. Your posts are so edgy and full of wit
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 23:54, closed)

yes, that's exactly what I said

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 0:20, closed)

He's dreamy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 0:02, closed)

Like a dreamy festering Milky Way that has sat in my school bag for 20 years

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 0:04, closed)

Dunno about that
He has some obvious talents, he can put a sentence together well, hardly terror-making though.

Its obviously this is just his release from whatever uncertainty or inadequacy plagues him. Perhaps he has an ugly wife, a crap job, unpleasant children.. who knows, or cares? its what Ignore 2.0 is for after all. When someone comes to a place and thinks 'That lot are having too much fun, I must attempt to spoil it' that person is hardly meriting serious consideration....
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 14 Sep 2014, 21:31, closed)

Ignore is good for blocking out people because they are spastic twats
Who really wants a spastic twat around them being a prick?

You don't anywhere else in life, why is here any different
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 1:26, closed)

Well it certainly is for blocking out spastic twats.
But it isn't good for it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:21, closed)

too true
But suggestions of improvements to it are seldom well received - especially by those whose malicious fun would be diminished by it working properly
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:46, closed)

he's alright
sometimes injects some life into rather dull qotw. Can be a little heavy at times, but some people are over-sensisitve and could probably do with having their bullshit called
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 5:19, closed)

Why would we bother ?
He'll only wank himself into a frenzy at the idea that we care who he is and then vomit up his daily ration of miget gems, self loathing, and bile all over the happiness of anyone within 20 feet.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:57, closed)