Fears and Phobias
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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In all fucking honesty? That God is real.
I think I can cope with giving an angel a Glasgow Kiss, or tearing the smug cunt's wings off, with my teeth if it came to it, but The Wee Man hisself? I don't think I could get drunk enough to chib yer actual God. Also, how'd I get past his tentacles in the first place?
tl;dr? I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 5:38, 7 replies)
I think I can cope with giving an angel a Glasgow Kiss, or tearing the smug cunt's wings off, with my teeth if it came to it, but The Wee Man hisself? I don't think I could get drunk enough to chib yer actual God. Also, how'd I get past his tentacles in the first place?
tl;dr? I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 5:38, 7 replies)
^ lol
(I am pretending to know what two upset pissheads are banging on about)
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 7:46, closed)
(I am pretending to know what two upset pissheads are banging on about)
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 7:46, closed)
I spoke to God for you stuj
he said you were alright. It's Rob he has issues with.
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:51, closed)
he said you were alright. It's Rob he has issues with.
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:51, closed)
You shouldn't be scared of gods stuj, there completely harmless and they're more frightened of you than you are of them.
If you see one in your house just trap it under a glass with a bit of card and put it outside.
( , Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:51, closed)
If you see one in your house just trap it under a glass with a bit of card and put it outside.
( , Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:51, closed)
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