
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I think I can cope with giving an angel a Glasgow Kiss, or tearing the smug cunt's wings off, with my teeth if it came to it, but The Wee Man hisself? I don't think I could get drunk enough to chib yer actual God. Also, how'd I get past his tentacles in the first place?
tl;dr? I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 5:38, 7 replies)

(I am pretending to know what two upset pissheads are banging on about)
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 7:46, closed)

he said you were alright. It's Rob he has issues with.
( , Sun 21 Sep 2014, 13:51, closed)

If you see one in your house just trap it under a glass with a bit of card and put it outside.
( , Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:51, closed)
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