Alka Seltzer
My mate told me this so I hope it is true......
He was in the army and there was a particularly rampant girl who had done the rounds. Her affections could be bought for half a cider and black if you know what I mean.

He gets her back to his place and they're doing the naughty when all of a sudden she asks him to put two Alka Seltzers up inside her muff. Apparently she started fizzing like a Catherine Wheel and bucking like a mustang.

It's sort of intruiged me ever since.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:52, 6 replies)

True
Alka Seltzer contains citric acid and sodium bicarbonate. Both are soluble in water and react together in solution to produce carbon dioxide and the fizzing effect.

The wetter she is down stairs, the more vigorous the fizzing...
(Angio can smell your fear just by looking at you., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:04, closed)

I'd like to try this
but with popping candy
(Boiled_Tater is not the messiah, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, closed)

I'd like to try this....
with space dust.(the sweet).:)
(Tronn206, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:15, closed)

I'd like to try this
With potassium
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:05, closed)

...
Who's mind even goes there?
(xanthine, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 5:18, closed)

Hmm
Mine, I suppose.

Chemistry lessons weren't wasted after all.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 1:06, closed)