Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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After sex I like to cuddle my partner in a maternal fashion.........kissing their forehead and stroking their hair whilst softly whispering in their ear, 'there there, there there', as they gently fall asleep.
But only if they've been a good little boy.
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:13,
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ME FIRST!!! ME FIRST*!!!....*Forms orderly queue*
*Obviously when I say 'first' I mean...well, you know what I mean...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:15,
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'there there, there there'.*strokes hair*
Shhhhh now!
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:17,
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that is fucking terrifyingits like something out of Misery
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 23:19,
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Yes.I'm scared stiff.
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Hahaha!Lies on the internet?
Pfft! What really happens is the guy rolls over and falls asleep. I go downstairs to make a cup of tea and watch the late film.
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girlinthehole, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:24,
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In all honestyI'd be heading for the door. I think it's the "there there" which did it.
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thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:26,
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"There there"Is it really that bad? What do you do to these poor fellas?
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