Whatever happened to frankspencer?
This qotw was made for his delectable brand of smutterry.

*reminisces*
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:22, 21 replies)

He got hounded out by people who think the Internet is serious.
and/or choked on his own jism.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:52, closed)

you are thinking of Spanky.
Frankspencer was well loved and very much admired. He is now a published novelist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:51, closed)

No, Spanky crapped out his own liver
in excruciating detail.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:25, closed)

If by 'crapped out his own liver'
you mean wrote in excruciating similies like a retarded child sticking random letter magnets on a fridge while spinning round on a turntable playing at the wrong speed while bouncing on a trampoline in a jelly factory, then yes.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:32, closed)

Nice simile.
You just need to add "self-aggrandisement-flavoured jelly" and it'll be perfect.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:13, closed)

Yeah, but it finally caught up with him.
He figured that the amount of throbbing purple prose he could get from crapping out his own liver would surpass any mere poo story most mortals could produce, or even his previous best efforts.

Ironically, it was the sheer excitement at this realisation that caused him to shit internal organs, and he never got to write about it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:59, closed)

Pah, what a lightweight.
He only shat a liver. That guy who coughed out his lung still managed to write about it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, closed)

He shat it THROUGH HIS EAR.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:10, closed)

Was it his typing ear?
I DIDN'T THINK SO!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:14, closed)

To be honest
Spanky was top of the board most weeks and at least wrote something vaguely readable unlike most of these one line statement monkeys.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:54, closed)

He was.
And actually he could be quite funny. But nowhere near as funny or clever as he clearly thought he was.

Wait...I could be talking about me now...bugger...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:20, closed)

A mere downsy toddler in the face of Frankspencer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:46, closed)

truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:11, closed)

Also it didn't hurt that he (probably) used sockpuppets to shout down any dissidents, or (certainly) got them banned by running off to the mods.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:29, closed)

Did he?
I missed about 18 months of B3ta. Who did he get banned?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:56, closed)

I got threatened with a ban from the mods
Because I said his story about his mate getting a dildo slammed up his arse by someone opening a door was bollocks.
( Peej, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:46, closed)

Well that's charming.
How petty of him.

I have to say I had him down as being self aware enough to know that we knew he was making those stories up most of the time. I quite enjoyed some of them on that basis.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:33, closed)

.
Come back Frank - I miss snorting hot coffee through my nose at work once a week ...
(Biff..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:40, closed)

When you say 'coffee' and 'nose'...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:00, closed)

"you fucked my cat"
Best frankspencer line evah
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:55, closed)

Take a look at this.
Frank has four or five in the best of:

www.b3ta.com/questions/schooltrips/
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:09, closed)