Last!
I'll never be frist, this was worth a try…
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Yul Brynner is chasing me like some kind of robot
Westworld problem
(square go, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)

First!

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)

wanted
My very humorous condom story to come last.

Sadly not.
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)

What do I win?
Edit: bugger all.
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:29, Reply)

not last.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Last
Damn you all.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)

Rolled some German sausage up in a flag, then couldn't get them out
Würst furled problem
(square go, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Last

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

lol

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Last.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Last lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)

What the hell?
I leave the office for two hours and when I get back, QOTW has turned into an aspie /talkfest with two entire pages of shit puns.

Do you see what happens when QOTW is not closed on time? DO YOU SEE?

P.S. for Prof. Kenny Martin: your excellent fish-fingered pun is a notable exception to the above.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:13, 4 replies)

33% of my penis stays flaccid
First third problem
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I pissed in a sauna.
It was a boiling piss problem.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:07, Reply)

I was nearly throttled by my Mink stole in a high wind
Yep! Furs twirled problem.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Funions
My last onion was rotten, unbeknownst to me.
My curry was ruined.

Fuck onion.
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I feel bad for PKM.
He made a winning comment, which no-one saw, because it's crap pun time.

Feast your eyes on the fantastic joke.

b3ta.com/questions/firstworldproblems/post1554036
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:22, 2 replies)

waa bankers
etc.
(Natrix, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)

It takes sacrifices to win a woman's love.
At least that's what the witchdoctor told me.

So if I want a cursed girl probe time, he gets my goat.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:12, 1 reply)

A Cooking Story
Once upon a time, a hungry man tried cooking a stew. But he burnt it, had no ingredients left and had to give up. Then his wife appeared in the kitchen, and said: "For stew, all the problems"
(Treeki, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)

A friend went to hospital and everyone around him had accidents.
Nothing to do with him, it was a cursed ward problem.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)

thing is
the last post is pointless

you can neither gloat nor report that you won...

its pretty pointless
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:09, 3 replies)

Wwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
I'll never be last.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

ill just add this
....
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I have now run out of anything remotely sounding like "first world problem".
I'm hungry and my iPad is running out of batteries.
That is a first world problem.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Was visiting Amsterdam a few years ago and came accross a place famous for been frequented by a James Bond actor.
Was Moore's old pot den.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I shouldn't complain about the bathroom floor I suppose.
It was the floors sold back then.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Wear clean socks or you'll get
Foot smell problems.
(Treeki, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Gah, my feet are cold now I've been to the bathroom.
It's a floor's cold problem.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)