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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Heinz Baked Beans and Sausage
But minus the beans - just the sausages.

HOW LONG WILL MANKIND HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS!?
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:52, 3 replies)
I'm sure you can buy offal from the butcher
Just don't wash it and add some tomato puree - hey presto.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:57, closed)
Not a fan then?

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:58, closed)
Open a Peperami.
Dip it in ketchup.

Failing that, write to Heinz (although they'll probably point out that no one really want tinned sausages).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:10, closed)

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