B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Yes, yes, yes......"The whole country get to decide if a spat with another country is worth killing for." - Yes
"If you lose your driving license, for any reason, you must resit the driving test. No excuses." - Yes
"Drink driving. First offence - you lose your license for three years. 2nd offence - you lose it for life." - Yes
"NHS. Attack or threaten NHS staff while they're at work and you are banned for life from any NHS treatment. Get sick? Go private or die. Doctors, nurses and paramedics have enough shit to put up with already." - Extended to read "attack or threaten any member of the emergency services", I've experienced this as a fire fighter, if someone wants to abuse me or throw things at me I should have the right not to extinguish their property when it's on fire or not to cut them out of their car when I later find them wrapped around a tree....
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Not Sure On The Firefighter...As they're generally fit and tough men who have axes. I think it would be fair if they were allowed to use their axes on the cunts throwing bricks and not be charged for any injuries they might cause....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:20,
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Like itI like this idea a lot.....
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, closed)
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