B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Many moons ago, when I had a stay in the Windsor group hotels...
The mangy Victorian prison that is Bedford (before the new extension was built) had 3 to a cell (approx. 8' x 8' x 8'), each prisoner had their own toilet bucket (to be emptied in the morning), 23 hours in the cell each day (1 hour for exercise), you were let out to go fetch your meal, then back to the cell to eat it - trays were collected.
And you know what? it taught me a lesson - I've not re-offended.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:23, 1 reply)
The mangy Victorian prison that is Bedford (before the new extension was built) had 3 to a cell (approx. 8' x 8' x 8'), each prisoner had their own toilet bucket (to be emptied in the morning), 23 hours in the cell each day (1 hour for exercise), you were let out to go fetch your meal, then back to the cell to eat it - trays were collected.
And you know what? it taught me a lesson - I've not re-offended.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:23, 1 reply)
And just how much time did you spend, hanging upside-down by your ankles?
Hmm? None? Bah, that's a fucking holiday camp! People like you should be flogged.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, closed)
Hmm? None? Bah, that's a fucking holiday camp! People like you should be flogged.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, closed)
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