B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Office Scrums and other Agile brainstorming
If you dont know what a "Scrum master" is thank jesus now
If you do you'll know what i mean when i say this practice
will be banned for ever and ever and will never be spoken of again
in the future of humanity.
I would love to meet the asshole responsible for coming up with the idea of throwing a small rubber rugby (stress) ball
around between team members to brainstorm and work through work projects.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:38, 5 replies)
If you dont know what a "Scrum master" is thank jesus now
If you do you'll know what i mean when i say this practice
will be banned for ever and ever and will never be spoken of again
in the future of humanity.
I would love to meet the asshole responsible for coming up with the idea of throwing a small rubber rugby (stress) ball
around between team members to brainstorm and work through work projects.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:38, 5 replies)
Aww
We do daily scrums and as long as everyone keeps it short and to the point, I don't see anything wrong with it. As I recall from some of me previous (non scrum) projects, people would eventually tend to drift into their little kingdoms and no one would really know what anyone was tinkering with as long at things didn't blow up. If five daily minutes of passing a rubber duck can fix that, I'm all for.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:00, closed)
We do daily scrums and as long as everyone keeps it short and to the point, I don't see anything wrong with it. As I recall from some of me previous (non scrum) projects, people would eventually tend to drift into their little kingdoms and no one would really know what anyone was tinkering with as long at things didn't blow up. If five daily minutes of passing a rubber duck can fix that, I'm all for.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:00, closed)
* throws a small rubber ball in spinoza's bollocks / lady area *
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:06, closed)
Proper scrums would be good though
Chuck a ball down, pile in and whoever gets it is boss for the day and makes all the choices.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:57, closed)
Chuck a ball down, pile in and whoever gets it is boss for the day and makes all the choices.
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:57, closed)
:)
And if Eddie Butler and Brian Moore commentate, so much the better
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, closed)
And if Eddie Butler and Brian Moore commentate, so much the better
( , Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:11, closed)
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