Third World debt
Send the baliffs in to take all their stuff if they haven't paid up by next Thursday. Whichever way it turns out, all our economic woes should be sorted.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:42, 11 replies)

Isn't that more or less
what the US is trying?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:49, closed)

You could do that with greece
Except we already nicked all their good stuff
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:54, closed)

The Elgin marbles aren't that good.
But you know what Johnny's like - irresponsible. Look at how they look after their country, let alone their precious things.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:55, closed)

All that's left there is Ouzo and Nana Mouskouri
And you don't want either of them in your house do you?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:43, closed)

I don't know
Are they trying to take all their telly's and everything then?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:54, closed)

It's more or less how we (UK) got our empire
What's that, poor country? You want to be rich like us? Have some loan money. Have some more loan money. Can't pay it back? Give us sole mining rights to everything. Need some more money? Privatise your water and electricity and let it be run by the lowest best bidder (us) and we'll think about it. Need even more? Let us set up a few sweat shops paying minimum wage to make fashion items for us cheaply and we might help you out.

We're all pretty cunty, really.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:40, closed)

What are we going to do with huts made of poo?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, closed)

We can just sell them to the Scottish or something
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, closed)

I like the cut of your jib.

Tenements it is.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, closed)

They'll have
broken it by now.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:04, closed)

Absolutely
You shoudln't borrow money if you can't afford to pay it back.
(El Foxerino, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:59, closed)