B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Mostly agreeBut isn't that a bit harsh on the Tarquins?
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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Are you called Tarquin?I have a barrel for you over here
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I am not a Tarquin, and don't know any.But an alternative suggestion would be to barrel the *parents* of the Tarquins - after all, it's not thier fault what they're called?
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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When it comes to bad children's namesI blame the parents.
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I met a Tristram recently.He was a lovely chap. He introduced me to Meow Meow, which is a bit shit, but he liked my music and was generally a good sort.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:43,
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