Automated telephone services
I want to speak with real people, damn it!

I say start manufacturing all telephones with good ol' dials again, and then you bastards can try making me press *12654# only to hear the next endless list of options!

Also, even prices in the shops. You don't fool me with the £19.95, it's the fucking same as an even £20.00 and I don't have to walk around with a wallet so heavy you could kill a pig with it. Abolish coins, they are useless and make you fingers smell bad!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:03, 6 replies)

could be apocryphal
but I thought they did that so the cashier had to ring it through the till or a dodgy cashier could do a 1 for them 1 for me with the received £20's
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:15, closed)

Cash?
Eww, how common. Don't you have a credit card?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)

Credit cards is just a fad
It will go away soon enough.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:22, closed)

I was in the States for a few weeks recently, and liked how their prices are
A: round
B: just a number - no dollar sign - of course you're using dollars, dammit! What kinda cock-a-dinky country do you think this is?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:59, closed)

not coins
it's not the coins making your fingers smell bad just try leaving it alone
( spingers, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:04, closed)

I want to speak with real people, damn it!
GET. OFF. THE. INTERNET. THEN.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:12, closed)