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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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List, please, the best QOTW, why the answers were good, and how we can solve the issue.
Exactly, please.

Explain it to us like we're six year olds, because this complaint is a constant one - it's like having a bad knee, or tinitus, and clearly needs to be solved.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:56, 1 reply)
surely even you, the world's most deliberately obtuse man, would admit that it's gone to shit this week?
and it's only friday.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:03, closed)
Eau cointreau, my lady - I'm really rather enjoying it this week.
Some of the entries have been nothing short of marvellous, and I've been clicking "I like this" like a paedo on MySpace.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:15, closed)
even rob thinks it's shit this week. he told me.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:17, closed)
Why is his opinion more weighty than vagabond's?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:20, closed)
i don't think it is. i just wanted to get him all het up - they worship rob like a god over here, the licky-arse spastics.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:21, closed)
Who's Rob?

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:26, closed)
Janet is
one of the cool kids.

She hangs out and call people cunts on /talk, mostly.

Occasionally she comes over and posts her brand of hip chique on QOTW.

Don't be nsaty to her, she'll stop doing it.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:26, closed)
'hip chique'?
are you on glue?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:32, closed)
See
what I mean?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:36, closed)
if i'm honest, no.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:55, closed)
I do agree that any QOTW should be deliberately structured so as to discourage posting lists
However this week's tagline is "Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags".

Mission accomplished I think.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:29, closed)
jeremy clarkson can be funny. this week's posters are mostly racists, or tories, or racist tories.

(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:31, closed)
I'm not.
I like to believe that my misanthropy is unbiased.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:34, closed)
75% correct.
Clarkson is to funny what cancer is to longevity.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 19:18, closed)

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