B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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My cousin used to run a pub in ScotlandWhere the ban was trialled before coming into force in England. When asked to give English pub owners some advice on how to deal with the transition, the conversation went:
"Buy some air fresheners"
"Ah, to cover up the lingering smell of smoke?"
"No, to cover up the continuous smell of the men farting"
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 17:01,
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