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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I'm not religionist but...
Radical Islam is almost exclusively practised by young males who are, incidentally, forbidden to masturbate by their religion. Now it might just be me but I would imagine that living in a highly sexualised society , surrounded every day by titillating and suggestive media and not being able to satisfy natural urges would lead to a state of constant, seething frustration and resentment. Frustration and resentment that might drive a young, testosterone charged follower to try and destroy an establishment representative of the depravity and licentiousness of infidel society like err...Tiger Tiger. Glad they didn't check the parking restrictions, twats.

But seriously, a lot of lives could be saved in the Middle East if one could polish the pork-sword with The Prophet's permission.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:04, 5 replies)
this post is incredibly offensive to muslims all over the world
A quick edit to "LAMB sword" should sort that right out.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 7:16, closed)
Nice
But shouldn't it be mutton dagger?
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:54, closed)
Lamb javelin

(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:48, closed)
yes
Mutton Musket for the more technically advanced
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)

Abso-f'ing-lootly!

That also goes for any other faith or doctrine that prohibits whipping off a quick bebop solo on the jazz trumpet. Catholics have not always been very tolerant and not known to play well with others...

Hand shandy (or gusset typing for the ladies) must be one of the best stress reduction techniques available.

Or maybe I'm just a wanker...
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:53, closed)

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