Any celeb who moans in a magazine about how they have an awful life...
... because some trivial thing happened in their relationship, or to their £300,000 shoes, automatically forfeits all their money to someone who actually needs it.

Then the magazines will actually have something amusing to report on, as the spoiled brats try to work out what an overdraft is.

Also, anyone who sacrifices their own social life to go home and watch Eastenders should be forced to join a club which overlaps the timeslot.

And Deal Or No Deal's concept creator should be fired into the sun.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:52, Reply)