
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
( , Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Driving down the same country road month after month I always saw the same farmer in the same place in the same paddock doing the same thing... absolutely nothing. One day I stopped and asked him what he was doing there all this time. He said he was trying to win a nobel prize because he heard they were awarded to people out standing in their field.
( , Sat 24 Sep 2011, 2:29, Reply)
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