Anyone who claims that Avatar is just Pocahontas will be given free film passes
until they've seen more than twelve fucking films.

If they like Lord of the Rings, then they'll have to talk about it to someone who will condescendingly describe it as a ripoff of Wagner's Ring Cycle. Star Wars fans will have the option of hearing all about The Hidden Fortress.

If that doesn't work then they have to explain their theories to Brian Blessed, who will then bellow "AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:38, 8 replies)

it's not pocahontas
it's ferngully ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:03, closed)

^this
but not as good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:55, closed)

^ yeah
Anyone who thinks that the plot is 100% of the film etc.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:12, closed)

It was shit either way.
(Mong goose, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:21, closed)

They're both shit
so what does it matter?
(BoredWitless, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:29, closed)

So, it's Pocahontas AND Dances With Wolves then?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:19, closed)

I've not seen Pocahontas.
But is Avatar is anything to go by it must be a pile of shit.
Personally, I think anyone who thinks Avatar was a good film ought to watch a more varied selection of films, as the ones they've seen already must be crap.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 14:38, closed)

Brian Blessed a film critic
He chewed the scenery to death in that camp glam rock cenimatic opus Flash Gordon.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:43, closed)

If i wanted to see Wagner's Ring
I'd have been backstage
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 17:51, closed)