Introduce public transport patrols armed with cattle prods to enforce considerate behaviour
Not letting others off the train first...ZAP!
Standing on the left of the escalator...ZAP!
Not moving right inside the carriage...ZAP!
Not giving up your priority seat to a more deserving case...ZAP!
Playing music loudly on your phone...ZAAAAP!
Taking the aisle seat when the window seat is free, then tutting loudly and moving 0.0001mm when another passenger tries to get past you...ZAP!

And so on...
(lolwhites, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:48, 5 replies)

Standing on the left of the escalator
If you're going to stand still on the escalator* then you stand on the left so people can pass you.

*You shouldn't stand still on the escalator, that's lazy.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:38, closed)

Which city do you live in?
In London and Paris, lazy people stand on the right and keep the left free.
(lolwhites, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 15:55, closed)

In Manchester it's generally the other way round
or they just stand in the middle, blocking the whole thing.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:24, closed)

Manchester has an underground?
(MayorBoris, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34, closed)

I wasn't talking about an underground
Escalators in general
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:41, closed)