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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Spitting
Anybody spitting within vomiting distance of me should not offended if I hurl all over them. It’s disgusting and you are not well ‘ard, you fuckwit. You’re just obviously missing quite a bit of cellular matter from that grey stuff inside your thick Neanderthal skull.
I hate spitting.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:56, 3 replies)
I can spit a loogie over 20 feet
It is a manly skill.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:56, closed)
Places to avoid
China - would definitely have several million contenders for a gold medal were spitting ever to become an Olympic sport. Length - too much for comfort.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:18, closed)
What about spit the dog?
We can't just call him dog
(, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, closed)

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