B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I've had a re-thinkSchool starting age raised to 28.
If somebody jumps in your car while you’re stopped at a junction you are legally obliged to take them home. (Sorry I can’t come to work today I’ve got to take my new friend to Inverness)
There’s a Total Wipe-out style assault course at every UK border entry, you manage to cross the giant red balls –you’re in!
Only people who Make, Teach or Mend earn a wage. Everyone else lives off a generous state subsidy.
Replace car horns with a laughing gas button.
Welsh people have to attend laughter therapy courses once a month.
Bombing from the top board is perfectly OK.
I’d like to see the UK specialise in Giant Catapult technology.
I believe that children are the future, so should you.
Switch off the Internet.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:53,
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