More immigrants, please
Britain should open its borders to anyone under the age of 25 who is willing to come to this country, work hard and pay their taxes and National Insurance. The more the merrier.

The reason? The UK population is ageing, as the birth rate falls and longevity increases, so there aren't enough people paying into the pensions pot to balance those of us who will shortly need to draw from it. By injecting youth into the workforce, we benefit from their graft.

Obviously, in forty years time, those immigrants would be approaching retirement. Or at least they would if, in the interim, we hadn't steadily raised the statutory pension age to 85.

Such an influx of people could lead to a housing shortage so, to alleviate this and many other problems, any Briton who is proven to be scamming the benefits system will be given the option of a death sentence or £10,000 per person to relinquish their citizenship and move to Iraq to live permanently. Their British homes will be allocated to immigrants.

Anyone showing the commitment of Iraqi refugees and making it back to Britain alive in the back of an HGV, should be allowed to stay in the country provided they agree to the new pension rules.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 19:49, 1 reply)

the *option* of a death sentence?
Oh for fuck's sake. If you cunts won't even put the effort into decent trolling I don't see why we should bother
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 21:25, closed)