B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Also ....Obese people should get the opposite, making it so that they have to park in spaces as far as possible from the doors.
Giving a fat fuck a sticker allowing them to park closer is just defeating the purpose really.
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I think I like youHave you thought about actually making it so that hugely obese people are not allowed into certain establishments? If your BMI is too high, you are only allowed in health food shops. Pity the future care workers who must look after the fat tubs of lard that pig out on fast food each day, I can see a lot of care workers sent home crippled by back ache!
Actually, I would go so far as to say that maybe we should hang out the really fat people in trees. This will give wild birds plenty to eat during the hard, snow covered months!
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00,
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