Able-bodied people who park in disabled spaces
should be kneecapped. If they want the benefits of a disability, it's only fair that they get a disability as well.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:14, 4 replies)

When I worked in the mong-field
we would make sure that we parked the spack-wagon behind any lazy bastards who parked in a disabled parking bay without an ACROD sticker.
Thus the (usually) lazy bogan would come out to find a van full of window lickers and a staff member who didn't have the keys parking them in. We did take the work mobile with us just in case.
But in my time it never got used to call myself or the other staff member out of the shops to move the van due to a genuine disabled person parking in the disabled bay WITHOUT their sticker.
Good times. Arseholes seem surprisingly reticent to kick up a fuss when they are illegally parked in a disabled bay, parked in by a bunch of spacks.
And yes we did have a valid need for our ACROD sticker.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:08, closed)

You should have got them to get out and lick the offending car's windows. That'd learn 'em.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02, closed)

Also ....
Obese people should get the opposite, making it so that they have to park in spaces as far as possible from the doors.
Giving a fat fuck a sticker allowing them to park closer is just defeating the purpose really.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:20, closed)

I think I like you
Have you thought about actually making it so that hugely obese people are not allowed into certain establishments? If your BMI is too high, you are only allowed in health food shops. Pity the future care workers who must look after the fat tubs of lard that pig out on fast food each day, I can see a lot of care workers sent home crippled by back ache!

Actually, I would go so far as to say that maybe we should hang out the really fat people in trees. This will give wild birds plenty to eat during the hard, snow covered months!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00, closed)