B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Hell yeah.The magic sound of four French bangers gaffa taped together then put in a tin can. Proper fireworks with added mutilation bonus. It may not fix the world, but it'd restore farting about with fireworks to its rightful place as a rite of passage.
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:27,
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Ahhh French bangersI remember a school trip to Cherbourg. We hollowed out a French stick and filled the cavity with those lovely little red beauties.
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