B3TA fixes the world
Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
Nineteen, Not Out by The Commentators.
I didn't even like fucking cricket. I was young and it was in the bargain 7" bin in Woolworths.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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This is a proper first record
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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Thank you. Pretending I was buying anything cool when I was 12 would be like denying I
shit my nappy when I was a baby.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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Exactly!
It’s those who claim their first words were “Mummy! You do realize that the Beatles are over rated.” That we need to hunt down.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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I've made a point of exposing my kids to what I believe is "good music",
but I know it'll all be for naught when they turn into teenagers and realise that anything I like must be terribly uncool.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:28,
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Dear gods no.
We had a nanny.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:37,
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^ Like this
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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I had that.
I want to hear it again now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:18,
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<a href="http://youtu.be/XT3XcmGGqtI">youtu.be/XT3XcmGGqtI</a>
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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