FFS
A bacon sandwich, good crusty bread, perhaps add some crisped parma ham for added essence of bacon, a splat of sauce...Nice.

Cheese on toast, creamy meltiness, slightly browned on top....lovely.

Poached egg on toast, a classic and a fine start to any day.

Beans on toast...OK if you must.

All four smooshed together! What sort of example are you setting for your daughter.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:36, 3 replies)

Parma ham, in a bacon sandwich?
Somewhere, there are a pair of concrete shoes with your name on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:07, closed)

Nah, it's good
Take a small amount and crisp it under a grill or in a pan, until its concentrated essence of salty rich cured ham. It adds an extra depth and crunch.

So what if some tart in Italy is crying about it.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:42, closed)

I'm sure it's lovely.
I used to buy breakfast rolls of a Dutch fella in St Albans - bacon, egg, mushrooms and frikandel. Having looked up frikandel on Wikipedia, I'm forced to conclude that Dutch and German cuisine is terrible.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:46, closed)

There are some fine dining
places where I live that mince chicken breasts into little balls, squash them flat, egg-wash and then crumb them in previously baked breadcrumbs with garlic and sage. They then bake these morsels whilst they deep fry freshly 'chipped' new potatoes.

I know this because anywhere we go my beautiful daughter orders "chips & nuggets".
Trust me - if my tastes seem pedestrian, I am a gourmand compared to some members of my family.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:47, closed)

I suspect the fact that he's a blubbering gut waft is the very least of her paternal problems.
The only small relief she has is that there's no biological relationship.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:30, closed)

I hope to god
you don't tuck your daughter in at night.

If you do I hope you've "burnt" off all your negative attitude from here beforehand.
Sincerely.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:12, closed)