Honest question B3tans...
When someone's knocked at your door, have you ever actually tried shouting "Who's there?" through the door? I might give it a go...
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:05, 10 replies)

No, although I did once huff and puff and blow a house down,
when my knocking went unneeded.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:11, closed)

Yeah, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:31, closed)

I just wait for the butler to bring me their calling card.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:55, closed)

Genuienly, Its dependant on clothing Im wearing,
If im not fully clothed then I will shout, then decide if I should open the door, or add clothing to myself dependant on who the person is or sounds like.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:55, closed)

We've got a little camera so you can see who it is

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:56, closed)

If I'm not expecting anyone, or a parcel, then I ignore it.
So just a check to see whether it's a courier with a parcel generally suffices.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:02, closed)

I've done this ever since some wanker in a suit hard-sold me a charity subscription at the one time I was least able to afford it.
Eventually I ended up agreeing to it (then cancelling straight away) just to get him to fuck off.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 19:29, closed)

I toy with the idea of answering the door holding my katana.
..sadly I think that may be illegal nowadays (it wasn't when I bought it).
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 1:47, closed)

I live in a communal block
So this is actually a possibility. Mostly I just grunt or shout "Yeah?", though.
(Wasmaschine!, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 20:10, closed)

I like to play Postman's Cock
Basically you get them to stick their little general through the letterbox then you batter it with the Yellow Pages.
(Eukanuba, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 10:29, closed)