Bacon sanger
White bread, butter.

Red or brown sauce, though?

YOU DECIDE*!



*Dependent entirely upon your sexuality and birthplace, which are intrinsically linked on this issue.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 9:01, 19 replies)

TRICK QUESTION
The correct answer is mustard. Yes it is.
( .Yeti., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 9:07, closed)

^ fingers dogs

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 9:10, closed)

It's more of a milking motion if you want to get the best-quality mustard.

( .Yeti., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 9:12, closed)

You absolutely horrific animal.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:27, closed)

H.P. anything else is a travesty.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:07, closed)

I went through a phase of putting Oyster Sauce on bacon sandwiches.
Tragic, but experimentation is a good way to learn
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:21, closed)

You horrific animal.
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:26, closed)

Neither.
Chilli sauce.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:07, closed)

You horrific animal.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:26, closed)

I know.
I'm so ashamed.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:03, closed)

Which chilli sauce though?
I'm halfway through a bottle of this at the moment: store.davesgourmet.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAUI

I've not tried it on a bacon sanger. I'd go HP personally.
( heyrudi has just found this setting, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:41, closed)

This stuff.
www.thepickleman.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=28&category_id=7&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=74

It's pretty damn hot, but I don't think it's in the league of Dave's.

I'm intrigued by this though:
www.thepickleman.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=23&category_id=7&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=74
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:05, closed)

Brown for bacon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:04, closed)

Gay for pay.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:54, closed)

The correct answer is: Nothing
It's Bacon, why would you want anything to disguise the taste?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:12, closed)

Neither. Salad Cream


*awaits abuse*
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:33, closed)

Doesn't salad cream count as self-abuse?

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:02, closed)

Mayonnaise.
And lettuce, onions, tomato, and avocado.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:11, closed)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:25, closed)