Airman Gabber's heart clogging food recreation adventure Part 4
Knowing my passion for recreating unhealthy American foods back over here in Blighty one birthday Mrs Airman Gabber managed to source the materials to recreate a small part of the Hooters Experience back home.
If you've not had the pleasure of visiting this chain of diners it's essentially a chicken wing and seafood shack hosted by young attractive girls in orange hot pants. They are encouraged to skate around (hot food and rollerblades - what could possibly go wrong?) looking lovely and also encouraged to flirt with the (mostly) male clientele to keep them eating and drinking.

Before cooking which basically involves taking the wing-tips off with scissors, coating in the breading and throwing in a deep fat fryer until 90% of the oil has been soaked up by the chicken then covering with the (in this case hottest) sauce they sell.



Coated in 3 different types of Wing Sauce. All ready to stuff into our faces.


I have to go lie down now. My heart feels a bit twitchy.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:01, 30 replies)

The way you suffer on our behalf
you deserve our highest honour.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:06, closed)

Upon my impending death by coronary I'd like a b3ta 21 CDC Salute.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:08, closed)

Well, this story didn't go the way I thought.
Needs more winged buffalo, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:08, closed)

Some time ago I convinced a particularly dim friend that a certain breed of Buffalo had been genetically engineered to have wings.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:10, closed)

That's only slightly dafter than
deciding that the wings are a part of the chicken that's worth trying to eat.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:18, closed)

Yes, thinking about it, if the wings were any good
it would have fucked off.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:34, closed)

Flight mostly uses the tit muscles.
Duck can fly forever and their wings are shit eating.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)

Silly.
You can't flex tits.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:14, closed)

and not to mention their wings can't eat shit.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:27, closed)

Flight mostly uses the tit muscles.
Duck can fly forever and their wings are shit eating.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)

Your Mrs is a keeper
but if you have a comprehensive life insurance policy

she may be playing the long game
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:17, closed)

You might be right.
I didn't used to drink much until I met her in her Getting Pissed at University Every Night stage. I think she's hedging her bets and going for multiple organ failure.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:20, closed)

What I'm particularly enjoying this week is how none of you have the slightest hint of shame about your fucking filthy kitchens

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:25, closed)

Ours has never been the same since Consuela fell into the slurry pit.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:37, closed)

The cuttlery
is also atrocious.
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:38, closed)

That could be next week's QoTW
"Tell us about your intimate moments with your sexiest cutlery."
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:40, closed)

Good idea.
I suppose a fork's out of the question?
(username failed moderation, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:43, closed)

Mind if we just spoon till
I get to know you better?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

I like spooning when I fork.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

You should hand out star ratings.
I'm sure they'd be well received.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:42, closed)

Speaking of which..
It's quite an eye-opener when you check your local eateries star ratings on the governments website. Couple of the 'finest' places to eat around my area are getting only 2/5 stars...

Possibly down to unattractive cutlery.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 11:12, closed)

I don't want to get a reputation as a judgemental dick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:55, closed)

I'm more worried about the stuff next to the Cava that appears to have baby vomit on it.

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:11, closed)

Potato wedges with home-made peppercorn sauce.
With a hint of baby vomit.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:17, closed)

Not to mention the implicit destruction of his wife's self esteem.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:17, closed)

Not really
I did that to her years and years ago.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:23, closed)

* something about emvee's website *

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:34, closed)